Children are a blessing. They have sweet little faces, they give sloppy kisses, they say things like “gook” for “book,” and “ah dah” for “all done.”
Along with their cute little features are some pretty weird things. The way they learn things is generally through exploration which leads to me saying things I never in a MILLION years thought I would say. I’ve said things like,
Maddie, we do not wash our hands in the dog’s water bowl.
We don’t eat the couch.
I knew I couldn’t possibly be the ONLY person who says things like this, so I took to my friend circle and compiled a list of things us parents have said that we never thought we’d say until we had kids. To fellow parents out there- I salute you in soldarity. To those who aren’t parents who want to be- get ready for this! To those who aren’t parents who don’t want to be- at least this list will give you a laugh.
You seriously can’t make this stuff up…
Questions for you:
- If you have kids, what’s the weirdest thing they’ve said?